Meet the Upchuck Boys! Ronnie, Donnie, Ray, and Chet are back with a playlist that is sure to turn your world upside down. No vertigo attack would be complete without the hard-drivin’ beat of your favorite band pounding in your head to help drown out that irritating tinnitus. Their new album, The Vertigo Rodeo, features songs that will give new meaning to the phrase “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” This collection is a wild ride through honky‑tonk chaos, the kind that makes you laugh just before you lunge for the nearest barstool on your way to the floor.

Consequently, you might be feeling a bit low. Well, take heart, these gems will bring back memories of bygone days in smoke-filled rooms, drinking warm beer—and maybe even a wistful thought of an old flame whose name you can’t quite remember at the moment—as you party to priceless boot-scootin’ tunes like these: 

Twirlin’ and Hurlin’

You Say ‘Potato,’ I Hear ‘Asparagus’

The Meclizine Ain’t Working Any More

The Drop Attack Boogie

Undeniably, every track on this album is sure to be an instant classic. The Upchucks don’t disappoint with several highly relatable, gut-wrenching numbers that really cut to the pain:

My Baby Got the Implant and I Got the Bill

Love Me Like I’m Upright

D‑I‑U‑R‑E‑T‑I‑C

Driving the Porcelain Bus

A Boy Named Vertigo

And you can count on The Upchuck Boys to produce a tear-jerking ballad just when you need it most. Folks, we got ourselves a couple of winners here:

I Can’t Stop Falling for You 

Hyperacusis Is a Four‑Letter Word

So, get ready to party, Upchuck fans. It’s time to hold on tight and embrace the love, loss, and inner ear dysfunction. Never forget. You’re not just living with Ménière’s, you’ve got a soundtrack to go along with it.